Omegle
You: :)
Stranger: ur either a girl or a guy
Stranger: ur beteween 1-1000 pounds.
Stranger: ur name starts with a-z
You: 1000 hands down! hahah
Stranger: am i right?
You: lemme think about that one
You: i’ll get back to you
You: hahah
Stranger: any day
You: so how’s your day been going?
Stranger: terrible
Stranger: i fucked my mom..
Stranger: :(
You: damnnnn
You: major bummerrr
Stranger: ikr